I found the most curious spam mail come in the other day. Mostly due to the content of the text.

Give me one reason I shouldn't fire you? You 've been lazy, done crap all, and yes done nothing much of anything lately. Why do I keep you employeed here? Sometimes I wonder. You'd better change your attitude and get to work. Maybe it's your life outside of work, I am not sure, but smarten up. I suggest you start taking something to help you concentrate more and start eating right. I am telling everyone that is on the cutting board to start taking these supplements. I know these work because I have have used them on a few of the others over the past few years. Take them, they work. Otherwise you'd better focus a hell of alot more or you'll be looking for a new job fast. Get the the stuff from the website below. We'll subsidize your cost with a receipt. Yes I am giving you the stuff basically free when you buy it. If you don't send in a receipt to payroll in the next week then I will have my eye on your performance from now on. Take my advice & you'd better start doing things right.

Holidays or not, You'd better start doing your job or you won't have one soon. Regards.

Lovely chuckle.